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Glenn Beck: We Need To Start Thinking Like the Chinese
The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.
I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.
So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.
I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.
All together.
[verse in Chinese]
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees...
hot chocolate toppings: marshmallows vs whipped cream (User Poll by peggedbea)
Archaeological Find Could Re-Write History Books
Groovy Dancing Girl (Original Speed)
Giant robots attack!
Close Encounters of the Redneck Kind
Bryce, Brycewi19 got his ruby - baby (Happy Talk Post)
Sarah Palin Fans: Not That Bright
TYT: 3-year-old Liam Hoekstra, The Strongest Man
Bryce, Brycewi19 got his ruby - baby (Happy Talk Post)
Yurex™ Device
TYT: Sarah Palin is still stupid
Sarah Palin Fans: Not That Bright
Yes jimnms, monkey post yet another Palin video, another monkey see and do.
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Yes Razor, It hurts my head just how dumb/numb/mundane (some) Americans/Canadians can be, having an opinion at all other than that politics are completely tainted and insane to the core, serving only those who seek their own tiny empires and agendas. The people here who discuss the issues involved the most are both the ones who have been thoroughly duped and the ones that these politicians could care the least about.
TYT: Sarah Palin is still stupid
.....gets people votes here though, and makes the Videosift highway look like motorists daily throw their household garbage out the window as they drive.
The pop-up book of phobias
Teutophobia-Fear of Germans!!
http://www.phobialist.com/
Olbermann: Sarah Palin's Oprah Interview
Green Wing - How To Handle Complaints
Japanese pollution makes Mermaids cry
What if Earth had rings like Saturn?
Cover of Buddy Holly's "Everyday" by Joul
Lubbock, Texas, baby.
Here's a pop-up player with the original tune