This was just too bizarre to not share...
Apparently, some 51 year old guy in Britain got caught having sex with a bicycle by two housekeepers at a hostel...
"The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".
The police were called and at a hearing last month Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders' register after admitting a sexual breach of the peace...
... The court was told that alcohol was the cause of his problems, and he was placed under the supervision of a social worker and warned that if he re-offended he would be sent to prison.
Sheriff Colin Miller added: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'. "
Mr Stewart, an unemployed bachelor, has described the incident as a misunderstanding caused by too much drink, and said claims that he was having sex with the bike were "a load of rubbish".
His solicitor Gerry Tierney described his client as a "sad little man" who was trying to tackle his drink problem. "
But yeah.... WOW... I can't decide what is more mind boggling... that someone would have sex with bicycle, or that someone would be charged with a crime for it...
Your thoughts, fellow sifters?
Apparently, some 51 year old guy in Britain got caught having sex with a bicycle by two housekeepers at a hostel...
"The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".
The police were called and at a hearing last month Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders' register after admitting a sexual breach of the peace...
... The court was told that alcohol was the cause of his problems, and he was placed under the supervision of a social worker and warned that if he re-offended he would be sent to prison.
Sheriff Colin Miller added: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'. "
Mr Stewart, an unemployed bachelor, has described the incident as a misunderstanding caused by too much drink, and said claims that he was having sex with the bike were "a load of rubbish".
His solicitor Gerry Tierney described his client as a "sad little man" who was trying to tackle his drink problem. "
But yeah.... WOW... I can't decide what is more mind boggling... that someone would have sex with bicycle, or that someone would be charged with a crime for it...
Your thoughts, fellow sifters?
That being said, the man does need help, but he should definitely NOT be put on the sex offender's list.
The phrase "Sex offender" is incredibly powerful, and to hear it be associated with someone's name - almost all people would automatically think that person to be a rapist/child molester.
I know that right now there is a lot of legislation about what qualifies someone as a sex offender. Current law dictates that anyone convicted of any act that is sexual in nature is a sex offender.
For example: public indecency (mooning/streaking) can now get you on the sex offender's list.
There is someone in my town that is on the list for that.
There is also someone that is on the list because he had consensual sex with his 17 year-old girlfriend (he was 18) and her father pressed charges.
Does that make them rapists or child molesters? Hell no. But current law is making their lives incredibly difficult for something no one should be punished for.
I remember about a fetish involving sex with cars. They actually make little latex inserts for comfortable exhaust pipe insertion.
I'm not sure how you would even do a bike.
And Raven, it also depends on your local state law. In Maine, it isn't statutory rape if the age difference is *5 years.
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like