gorgonheap
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Real Name: Call me Ty
Channel: Everything geek
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People who take me too seriously should be shot. If I downvote, it's nothing personal I either don't find the clip amusing, or helpful. It's a big world and we all have to live in it so lets play nice while were here. I'm an architect, living in Utah right now with my lovely wife and our crazy awesome son. I laugh therefore I am.
Member Since: 2006-06-08
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I might make a few more. I'll forward them to you if I do. I'm trying to think of someone that I can turn into Jar Jar Binks, but I don't hate anyone that bad.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Sweet, thanks for the images. I suck at photoshop but I'm gonna try and make a movie poster for SIFT WARS! (subtitle): A lost cause. The 4th movie in a 6 part epic. I'll go back 25 years later and make the first three an bastardization of the last half. Cause no one has done that before. That's all, Kilgo out.


written by kronosposeidon  | 3 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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http://parody.videosift.com/talk/Roast-IX-Who-the-fk-is-this-guy


written by karkarlee  | 3 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/Alien_Secura.png

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/Dag_Gon_Jinn.png

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/Darth_Zifnab.png

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/EmperorKubrick.png

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/Gorgon_the_heap.png

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/Gunny_Fett.png

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/Its_A_TRAPR.png

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/Kuga_Jedi.png

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5752/okiwanpenobiexi6.jpg (Schmawy created it for me, which in turn inspired me to go completely overboard by making all of these.)

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/Princess_Issy.png

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/RotBacca.png

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/squink_amidala.png

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/Swamp_Yoda.png

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/TimSolo.png


And completely unrelated to Star Wars:

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/Eye_In_The_Lady_Death.png

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/Zonbie_Thriller.png



In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Congrats. Being happy for you really is a alien concept HAHAHA! (que, really long shepherds crook to take me off stage.) I think we need to make a montage of all the Star Wars sift characters that Kronos and Schmawy have photo shopped over the past few months.


written by kronosposeidon  | 3 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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http://british.videosift.com/talk/Alien_concept-hits-100-The-Force-is-strong-with-this-one


written by kronosposeidon  | 3 weeks 3 days ago | CH
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It’s a Slow Sweethearts’ Roast beginning at 3 p.m. EST, on Friday, August 15, 2008:

Roastee: Obsidianfire

Mistress of Ceremonies: karkarlee


Look for karkarlee’s kick-off post and rules of engagement. A survey interview will be posted shortly.

THE JESTER


http://parody.videosift.com/talk


written by dotdude  | 3 weeks 4 days ago | CH
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It's YouDieJoe's 250 Party!


written by Zonbie  | 3 weeks 6 days ago | CH
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Odd, it works fine for me.

Either way it's designed to look like you're reading the source of a program, but it's actually the site and the navigation.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Much as I love non responsive servers this one had nothing special. In other words I can't locate the site you referenced. It comes up as non existent.

In reply to this comment by karkarlee:
Figured you would appreciate this: http://www.w3bdevil.com/



written by karkarlee  | 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Figured you would appreciate this: http://www.w3bdevil.com/


written by karkarlee  | 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Thanks! You know I was being a dork. I did already notice that link a while ago on your profile page! Love your avatar, you Gorgonheap you!

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
This should answer you question.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Ever-wonder-what-a-Gorgon-Heap-is

In reply to this comment by Issykitty:
Congratulations!!! By the way... what the heck is a GORGONHEAP??? YAY DIAMONDZZZZZZZZZ



written by Issykitty  | 1 month ago | CH
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Not without DNA tests first, buddy.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Thanks for the congratulations post. I should have mentioned last time that you owe me about 18 years of child support. I'll need it by next Tuesday to pay off my loan shark.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
They'll throw a party for any jerk-off these days:

http://geek.videosift.com/talk/Gorgonheap-goes-diamond-still-most-hated-creature-in-galaxy



written by kronosposeidon  | 1 month ago | CH
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They'll throw a party for any jerk-off these days:

http://geek.videosift.com/talk/Gorgonheap-goes-diamond-still-most-hated-creature-in-galaxy


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 month ago | CH
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I've got a fever! And the only prescription... is more cowbell!

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
It needs more cowbell. I gotta have my cowbell!

In reply to this comment by Sarzy:
This is pretty good, but it seems somewhat lacking. Almost like it needs more of something, but I can't quite put my finger on it.



written by Sarzy  | 1 month ago | CH
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Oh yeah, you're coming over to the dark side, baby.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
I'll never join you! or your other diamonds. I won't turn to the shiny sparkley side of... uh, that diamond does kind of glitter real pretty like...

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
You've been slacking off at Gold 100 since I got here. Time to make you a Jedi, young Heap.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
no, no, that's impossible!

oh and thanks for the promotes

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Let's try to make it a little more grandiose:

Gorgonheap, I am your father.



written by kronosposeidon  | 1 month ago | CH
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You've been slacking off at Gold 100 since I got here. Time to make you a Jedi, young Heap.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
no, no, that's impossible!

oh and thanks for the promotes

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Let's try to make it a little more grandiose:

Gorgonheap, I am your father.



written by kronosposeidon  | 1 month ago | CH
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Let's try to make it a little more grandiose:

Gorgonheap, I am your father.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Daddy? Why did you leave? You said you were running to get some smokes. Which I thought was funny since you hated smoking.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Son?

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Here is the zinger, I was two years old in 1985. George Cloney is the only man who has ever had me contemplating being gay. But since he's straight I figured it was pointless.



written by kronosposeidon  | 1 month ago | CH
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